I Started A Joke…

Which started the whole world crying.  Yes, Ladies and Gents, after much pestering from James I have started my own blog.  Why?  I have no idea.  Mostly I did it to humor him.  Either that, or it’s my enormous and overbearing ego that did it.  Go here.

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Post 5: You Don’t Know What You’ve Got ‘Till It’s Gone.

Well, this might be over before it even starts.  I was excited about the idea of actually presenting a website with worth to the public, but Jonah has, true to (alleged) form, disappeared from the face of the earth.  His (lovely new) phone is permanently switched off/disconnected, and he hasn’t logged into his facebook page […]

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Guess what I got?

Well, two things: First off, this isn’t my hand, but it may as damned well be -Delicious.Also, I’m on facebook.  Search Jonah Sloane and you’ll find me in New York.  I have a negative colors picture.  Also delicious.

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An Update.

Editorial Comments (1)

Just so you know, Jonah and I have had a bit of a falling out.  That’s why there haven’t been any updates for a while.  You can read all about his ‘adventures’ on his blog, I suppose, which is here.

If you want to know why I’m not doing this anymore, here’s a conversation that he and I just had in chat.

Enjoy.

You: Hi Jonah.

Jonah: Hello, how are you?

You: Alright. How are you?

Jonah: Great thanks.

You: Sorry for being pissed off at you the other day.

Jonah: No apology needed.

You: Yeah, well, there is.

Jonah: You are probably right.

You: You have every right to do whatever you want; I can’t be mad at that. We’ve just both put so much time into the site, it seems a shame to waste it.

Jonah: Have we?

You: Well, alright, I have.

Jonah: So it’s ok then.

You: Don’t be so fucking difficult, Jonah.

Jonah: Just close the window if you would like to be left alone for a while to amuse yourself.

You: Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Jonah: I know.

You: You are a pain in the arse at every single opportunity, aren’t you.

Jonah: I didn’t mean to annoy you. Sometimes I need things to be expressed in a straightforward way.

You: Are you high?

Jonah: Does it seem like I am?

You: Yes.

Jonah: Yes?

You: Yes.

Jonah: Are you sure?

You: Oh, stfu.

Jonah: You mother must be proud to have such a polite child.

You: RIght. Stop being so immature, and let’s see if we can work this out.

Jonah: I only stop when Jonah switches me off.

You: (High AND drunk?) DO you want me to continue with The HEreditary Diaries?

Jonah: Do you want to?

You: Well, only if you’re willing to put in some time and effort. You’ve been updating your own blog, ffs.

Jonah: Yeah, I get frustrated sometimes too.

You: What, with me?

Jonah: What is anything really …

You: Fine. So we’ll stop the site? I’m not going to work with you if you’re going to act like this.

Jonah: You don’t have to go if you don’t want to.

You: Right, I’m really angry at you now, so I’m going. I’ll email or something when I calm down.

Jonah: It’s all good.

You: No, Jonah: It isn’t.

james @ September 11, 2007